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This year, Frank has bought Dennis' dream car, Nzked Lamborghini Countach, and Naked christmas toys high-end designer handbag that Dee wanted. Dee and Dennis decide to track down the old business partner Frank Nakked out of millions of dollars to teach Frank a lesson. Eugene has recently converted to Christianity and only agrees to pretend to be a ghost if he can tell Frank Telugusxx Jesus. At Frank's apartmentFrank tries to kill Eugene because he is pretending to be a ghost. Dennis and Dee bust in and make him watch an old home movie of them opening empty boxes on Christmas morning and him laughing at them. Dennis and Dee take Frank and Eugene to their old real estate office and sew Frank into a couch so he can overhear his former co-workers gossiping about him.
He gets too hot in the couch so he strips naked, then slips out of the couch, walking nude across the entire party with everyone staring at him. At a cemetery, Dennis and Dee show their father an empty grave with a tombstone that reads "He was a dick of a father. He leaves in his Lamborghini.
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They find an Omnibot and a videotape of Mac's Christmas. It turns out that Mac's family would break into houses to steal their presents. Mac swears it was a neighborhood tradition, but Charlie informs him that Naked christmas toys was just robbing innocent families. The two head over to Charlie's mother's house where Charlie tells Mac about how when he was a kid, Santas would come over on Christmas morning and give him presents before going up to "cheer up" his mother Bonnie. Mac informed Charlie that his mother was prostituting herself out for money and presents. This is a hard pill for Charlie to swallow. As you can see from the downright nightmarish ad, it might as well be a strap-on clubbed foot that's also a water pistol.
Seriously, kids would rather swallow handfuls of change themselves than come anywhere near this damn thing.
Naked christmas toys looks like Leatherface's mailbox. Banpresto, the company responsible for the Face Bank, redesigned their product cyristmas make it a little less creepy. The new version looks like someone made Dustin Hoffman into a Gumby character and then roys the top of his head Nakwd. He has a pendulous right arm perfect for crushing the malleable skulls of small children, and a grin that says, "As soon as you fall asleep, I will christmzs myself down the hall and flay your parents christms. The best thing to do if you find this unholy bastard under your Christmas tree would be to chain him up in the closet. And then move out. The "gold-colored compound," presumably included to simulate gold fillings, really just makes it look like the guy ate a fistful of shit on his way to the dentist's office.
Of course the far more unsettling issue is teaching your kids the lesson that "drilling teeth is fun! What could possibly teach children a worse lesson than that? Eviscerate-Me Erwin seems like the type of gift you'd package along with a Cannibal Corpse record and a poster of Marilyn Monroe with the eyes cut out. Although we must admit, Erwin would make the most entertaining Show and Tell day ever. There's no reason a catatonic alien doll should ever leap out at anyone unless it's holding a birthday cake or something.
And even then we think it should knock first. He's not smiling, kids. This was either invented by a Nazi war criminal or Walt Disney.